Live at your event
Hens' nights, birthdays and private parties. Tim paints your guests live, and everyone takes their portrait home.
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Painting live since 2004
There are millions of artists in the world, but only one who can create a masterpiece with his penis
Live portraits in minutes, at your party, on stage, or from your photo. Every painting comes with a video of it being made, so you know it's the real thing.
As seen on
Das SupertalentAustralia's Got TalentTosh.0JackassLate Night Vice
New · the memoir
BECOMING PRICASSO
Shy schoolboy, carpenter, potter, two divorces, then one very strange idea. Tim's whole story, told by him, with nothing left out. 376 pages and over 100 photos.
Three ways to get Pricasso'd
A portrait from your photo
Send a photo from anywhere in the world. Tim paints it in his studio and posts you the canvas and the video.
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Shows, festivals and TV
From German primetime TV to fringe festivals and cabaret stages. A twelve-minute act that brings the house down.
See upcoming shows →Happy faces everywhere
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